Dooshbag: Douchitis Artisanemia
$13.85
For relief of symptoms associated with pretentious hipsters. Symptoms include: endlessly talking about their homebrew setup, or their custom cocktails (if a mixologist variant), overly waxed mustache, and affinity for 19th-century style (possibly Steampunk).
Price includes shipping.
Comes with Artisan Douche trading card. Collect them all!